My first time skiing: I fell down (a lot).
First time snowboarding: I fell down. A lot.
First time cooking: I made a grape and black olive salad… Thing. It was beyond awful. My next couple attempts weren’t great either (inedibly salty falafel).
First time I picked up a violin for school: I sucked. A lot. It was also terrible.
First time I masturbated with a toy: It was super scary and I wasn’t able to get inside myself. (more…)